CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your email. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with vile porn. These losers are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned cash, so be extremely careful. Don't click on any buttons in these emails, and report them immediately. Be smart! Bewa